For the Twilight mockers

I just found a completely hilarious Twilight thing online and I thought maybe some of the anti-Twilight WiP people might appreciate it.

Apparently this blogger got word of a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies thing called Mr. Darcy, Vampyre. I know - really?? But here, children, is Mr. Wickham, Vampyre. In which Lydia falls down a lot, Wickham sparkles, and there is a naughty little Regency romance joke at the end. Pity this girl doesn't go to UC; I think she knocked our Twilight challenge all hollow.

Incidentally, I got to meet the editor of the Twilight series, and she's actually a very nice, very smart, very not-creepy woman.